Humor
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Personal Revelations
I think reading the Good Omens script book is helping me realize things about my own writing and how I’ve been sabotaging myself. Of course, I understand, reading any and all books are helpful for writers in their own writing. But honestly, I recently realized that I’ve been taking myself too seriously. Not that I… Continue reading
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A Cat Named Stew
Cat Hair everywhere Ran away But it’s still there Fat cat crying Hurricane Katrina survivor Feline PTSD sufferer Thirty days gone We thought the dog ate yer Ran out the door Always scared of your own shadow Never been outside before You were courageous that day though Continue reading
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Clouds
Billowy Billows White Fluffy Pillows Puffy or Flat Misty Zeppelins Blanketing Overhead Cumulus’s Fluff Can Make For Wet Weather Nebulous’s Haze Makes Visibility Vexing Stratus’s Layers Lay Near to the Earth Veteran Sailors Give Nimbostratus Wide Berth Cumulonimbus’s High Thunderheads Pay Homage to a Norse God Whose Lightning Bolts Evoke Approbation And Remaining Outdoors… Continue reading
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Ode to a Microwave
Ode to a Microwave Why, oh Microwave, Is my platter so hot? My food’s edge is smoldering, Yet the center is not. Your micro wave power, Is impressive indeed. But fully warmed chowder Is what my mouth needs. My fingers are seared From touching this bowl, My flesh you left blistered, And my dinner, left… Continue reading
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Fresh
Are you feeling fresh? We’ve all seen these commercials, I’m sure. “Are you feeling less than fresh DOWN THERE?!” Down there. Because we can say penile forty-seven times in one 30 second commercial, but God forbid anyone say vagina. “Is your hoo-haa smelly?” “Do you have swamp rot of the nether region?” Yes, we’ve felt… Continue reading
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